Jaco Beach Costa Rica Hotel Room Rates

Clarita's Hotel in Jaco, Costa Rica has 26 hotel rooms and a 24 hour desk for late arrivals. Clarita's rooms, have cable TVs, refrigerators, safes, full bathrooms with hot water showers, ceiling fans, comfortable beds (double and/or twins) and they are clean! The rooms are ocean front and most have ocean views. There are rooms with air conditioning and rooms without – depending on your needs and wallet size.

Enjoy Clarita's new and exclusive swimming pool and swim up bar for the thirst impaired.

For those of you with cars, Clarita provides secured parking and 24 hour security. Clarita will also do your laundry, or give you a massage . . . . but she charges. Like Clarita says, “If I don’t have it, you don’t need it.”

BEST OF ALL, Clarita has cut in half the cost of Jaco beach front rooms!!!!

Clarita’s Rooms & Rates

Low Season (May 3, 2010 – December 7, 2010)
AC Rooms	$70 (for 1-2 guests, $10 for each additional guest)
Non AC Rooms	$50 (for 1-2 guests, $10 for each additional guest)

**Rooms include cable TV, refrigerator, ceiling fan, full bathroom with hot water shower, and room safe.

Clarita Announces her Ordinary Guy/Gal Stimulus Package

Associated Pressing

London----- World leaders recently assembled in London for the purported purpose of devising plans to ‘stimulate’ the global economy. Realizing the gathering would turn into a “good old boys” junket, Clarita dispatched Miss Clarita 2009 as her representative to the conference.

Sure enough, the Chiefs contrived various packages to bailout mismanaged banks, car manufacturers and insurance companies. At the conclusion of the conference Miss Clarita grabbed the microphone and asked:

“What we going to do for our ordinary amigos who are struggling to buy a cold beer or to find a decent place to stay? How we going to stimulate the little guys' packages??”

A deafening silence descended upon the conference. After staring down her colleagues and shaking her crown in disgust, Miss Clarita revealed her stimulus packages for the Ordinary Guy or Gal:

“Efectivo (effective) immediately, any Ordinary Guy or Gal who uses the internet to book 4 or more consecutive nights at Clarita’s Beach Hotel between May 10- November 30, 2010, will get the 4th night FREE!! [many oohs & ahhs]

“Additionally, ….Clarita will sell all of her domestic Imperial & Pilson beers for $1.90 per bottle and……… every guest will receive a FREE cold beer when they check in!!!!! [massive ‘Oh my Goodness’ and some faintings]

"However, this offer will not apply to anyone who owns a bank or runs a country!” [many boos and some crying]

Miss Clarita concluded with: “Gracias mis Claritaitos y besos por todo el mundo.”

Just ask for the Clarita Ordinary Guy/Gal Stimulus Package when you reserve a room over the internet for 4 or more consecutive nights between May 10 - November 30, 2010, and you will receive an email room confirmation with the 4th night for FREE.

High Season: December 8, 2010 – May 2, 2011)
AC Rooms	$80 (for 1-2 guests, $10 for each additional guest)
Non AC Rooms	$60 (for 1-2 guests, $10 for each additional guest)

**Rooms include cable TV, refrigerator, ceiling fan, full bathroom with hot water shower, and room safe.

Long term rates available
Children under 5 are free when no extra bed is required
Room rates include governmental and tourism tax of 16.39%
Please note: Confirmed reservations which are not cancelled in writing (email) within 10 days of the reserved arrival date will be billed for the full reservation unless Clarita is able to re-rent the room[s]. Refunds will not be issued for nights reserved that are not completely used unless Clarita is able to re-rent the room[s]. This policy is necessary to discourage those who reserve rooms and do not show up or cancel reserved rooms at the last moment. Additionally, for our more creative guests, alleged oral promises of refunds (like from our maids, gardeners, cooks, bartenders or dog) are not valid unless they are made to you in writing by Clarita herself! Thank you for your understanding!